I'd finished my exam today and was on the train just about to nod off when I noticed a bird who was wearing a vest top and one of those short cardigan type tops that looks like it's shrunk in the wash. She took off the cardigan in a hurried fashion and I thought 'Oi Oi what's all this then?' (as you do). Imagine my surprise when she took out a carrier bag and vomited so violently it hurt my ears. I hung around for a few seconds just to see the reactions of the other passengers, then got the hell outta there before that bag started a leakin'!
She got off at Bexleyheath by the way.
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